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The bicentennial man must have been the ultimate party guest. No awkward small talk about the weather; he'd just drop some knowledge about surviving the Industrial Revolution.
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Imagine being a bicentennial man and having to explain to your grandkids how you survived Y2K. "Well, kids, I just stood there, looking smug, while your grandparents frantically stocked up on canned goods.
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You ever notice how the bicentennial man lived for 200 years and still managed to avoid the ultimate human experience – finding the TV remote?
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You know you're getting old when the bicentennial man starts giving you advice on anti-rust treatments and the best brands of WD-40.
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I wonder if the bicentennial man ever had a midlife crisis, like, "I've been alive for 100 years – time to buy a sports car and start a rock band.
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The bicentennial man probably had the most secure password ever – something like "AsimovRules123." Good luck hacking into that!
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The bicentennial man spent two centuries evolving, and here I am struggling to adapt to a new smartphone update every few months. I'm still trying to figure out what they did to the emoji this time.
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I bet the bicentennial man never had to deal with the stress of choosing the perfect Instagram filter. Imagine being that photogenic for two centuries – he'd break the app!
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The bicentennial man is proof that the key to a long and fulfilling life is regularly updating your software – both emotionally and digitally. If only therapy sessions came with automatic updates.
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