6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For bent out of shape

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I asked my hairbrush why it looked so bent out of shape. It replied, 'I've been dealing with too many knots in life.

What do you call a noodle that's not behaving well? Bent out of spaghetti.

My rubber band philosophy: Stay flexible; don't get too bent out of shape.

What did the yoga instructor say to the misaligned mat? 'You're a bit bent out of shape today!

Life is like a balloon – sometimes it gets a little bent out of shape, but that's what makes it interesting.

Life is like a corkscrew – sometimes you have to twist and turn to avoid getting too bent out of shape.

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