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The Chef
When the pasta is bent, but so is the chef's patience.
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So, I'm in the kitchen, and I ask my line cook to make sure the pasta isn't overcooked. Next thing I know, he's sculpting a pasta tower that's leaning like the Tower of Pisa. I just wanted a simple spaghetti, not a leaning tower of carbs.
The Parent
When telling your kids to stop getting bent out of shape means more than just avoiding tantrums.
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So, I'm a parent, and I told my kids to stop getting bent out of shape. Now they're doing acrobatics in the living room, and I'm just praying the furniture survives this flexibility contest.
The Office Worker
When your colleagues take "bent out of shape" as a challenge to outdo each other in the office.
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So, I told my team to stop getting bent out of shape, and now they're rearranging the office furniture to create the ultimate ergonomic workspace. I just wanted them to chill, not redesign the entire floor plan!
The Fitness Trainer
When your clients take "getting bent out of shape" as a personal challenge.
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I told my clients to get bent out of shape, and now they're doing push-ups with a twist, literally. I feel like I need to add "not a yoga class" to my job description.
The Yoga Instructor
When everyone in the class is bent out of shape, but not in the way you intended.
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I told my yoga class to get bent out of shape, and now I have students walking around the studio trying to outdo each other with the weirdest, most avant-garde poses. It's like a modern dance recital in there.
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