7 Jokes About Being Yourself

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my dog he's adopted. Now he won't look me in the eyes.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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