5 Jokes About Being Scared

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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I'm so scared of commitment; I still haven't updated my phone's operating system.

I'm not scared of commitment. I'm just terrified of picking the wrong Wi-Fi password.

I'm scared of commitment, so I only make promises to my bed. At least it never leaves me.

I told my computer I was scared of commitment. Now it's displaying a '404: Relationship not found' error.

I'm scared of commitment, but my mattress and I are going strong. We've been sleeping together for years!

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