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When Someone Taps Your Shoulder Unexpectedly
Being scared out of your wits when someone taps your shoulder, but not wanting to admit you just broke the world record for the loudest scream.
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I don't mind surprises, but if you're planning to tap my shoulder, be prepared for interpretive dance moves. It's my natural response to the rhythm of fear.
Haunted Houses
When you're too scared to enter but paid good money to be scared.
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Haunted houses are like relationships - you pay to be scared, and at the end, you're just relieved it's over.
Watching Horror Movies Alone
Wanting to watch a scary movie, but regretting it the moment you're alone in the dark.
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I love watching horror movies by myself. It's like paying for a personal trainer, but instead of working out, my heart just runs a marathon.
Late-Night Snacking
Being hungry at night but not wanting to go to the kitchen because every creak and shadow turns into a horror movie scene.
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I tried to make a sandwich at 3 am. The bread screamed when I opened the bag. I screamed louder. It's a good thing my neighbors are used to strange noises.
Encountering a Spider at Night
Being scared of spiders but also not wanting to wake up the whole neighborhood with your screams.
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Found a spider in my room last night. Tried to catch it in a glass, but it saw the glass as an opportunity for base jumping. Now my room has an eight-legged daredevil.
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