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Why did the skeleton go to therapy? To confront his deepest marrow fears!
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Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Why? Because it's nacho business!
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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
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Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks to scare away the worms!
Adult Fears vs. Childhood Fears
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As a kid, I was scared of monsters under the bed. As an adult, I'm scared of the electric bill under the door.
Fearless in Public, Fearful in Private
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In public, I'm as brave as a lion. But you catch me alone, and suddenly I'm hearing things, seeing things, and crafting escape plans in case a squirrel tries to sneak in through the window.
Horror Movies vs. Real Life
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Horror movies make me scream, but my real terror? When I hear strange noises in the house and realize I'm the only one home... with a cat. Every meow feels like a jump scare waiting to happen!
Fear Factor: Adult Edition
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You know you're an adult when you start seeing your electricity bill and getting chills scarier than any horror movie!
Late Night Mysteries
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Ever walk into a dark room and try to switch the lights on with the speed of a ninja avoiding ghosts? Yeah, that's the cardio I never signed up for.
Haunted Tech Gadgets
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Tech gadgets scare me now. I mean, have you seen what happens when your phone's battery drops below 5%? It's scarier than any ghost trying to communicate through an Ouija board.
Scary Noises at Night
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Who needs a gym membership when you hear a weird noise at 3 AM? Suddenly, you're sprinting, jumping over furniture, and turning into an Olympic hurdler, all to investigate a rogue spoon falling in the kitchen!
Brave in the Daylight
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I'm brave during the day. I'll conquer mountains, face challenges, but you ask me to go to the basement at night? Suddenly, I've got the speed of a sprinter and the agility of a gymnast.
Haunted Houses and Renovations
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Haunted houses are scary, but have you ever bought a fixer-upper? That's a whole different level of terror. Every creak isn't a ghost; it's the foundation trying to say, Help!
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