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Why did the president for life start a music band? He wanted to orchestrate the perfect regime-tune!
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Why did the president for life become a comedian? Because he wanted to rule over the punchlines!
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Why did the president for life start a bakery? He wanted to roll out the perfect dictatorship buns!
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Why did the president for life become a gardener? Because he wanted to rule over his 'vegetable' kingdom!
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Why did the president for life open a bakery? Because he wanted to knead the dough-mination!
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Why did the president for life become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to rule the punchlines!
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Why did the president for life start a construction business? He wanted to build a regime that stands tall!
Being President for Life
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The perks of being president for life? You get your own plane, a fancy house, and let's not forget... an endless supply of neckties as gifts. Seriously, if I were president for life, I'd start a tie-swapping club. Who needs international diplomacy when you've got a silk tie collection to negotiate?
Being President for Life
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You know you're president for life when your to-do list becomes a scroll longer than a CVS receipt. Let's see, world peace, check. Oh, and don't forget to pick up some milk on the way back. Priorities, people!
Being President for Life
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Sure, being president for life means you're the top dog, but it also means you're the designated scapegoat for everything. Oh, there's a pothole on Elm Street? Blame the president! Dropped your ice cream cone? Must be the president's fault too! Tough crowd, I tell ya.
Being President for Life
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If I were president for life, my secret service would be a bunch of personal trainers. Because let's face it, running a country doesn't burn as many calories as you'd think. I’d need all the help I can get to fit into those fancy suits!
Being President for Life
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They say being president for life gives you ultimate power. But let me tell you, nothing zaps your power faster than trying to figure out what to have for dinner... every single night. Should I order pizza or launch a nationwide taco Tuesday decree? Tough call.
Being President for Life
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You know, being president for life sounds like a dream come true, doesn't it? Until you realize that's just a fancy term for permanent overtime. I can't even handle being the president of my own Netflix queue for a weekend!
Being President for Life
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Being president for life seems glamorous, but let's be real, it's essentially signing up for the world's longest family reunion. Every. Single. Day. Oh, the in-laws are coming over again? Great.
Being President for Life
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Being president for life means you're always under scrutiny. I can't even handle the pressure of posting the perfect Instagram picture, let alone making decisions that affect an entire nation. Can you imagine the comments section on a presidential selfie?
Being President for Life
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Being president for life sounds prestigious, but it's a commitment. You've got to attend every national event, memorize countless names, and worst of all, smile through all those baby-kissing photo ops. Not to mention, babies are basically tiny, adorable germ factories!
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