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Imagine having a "President for Life" rule at home. My wife suggested it, but then we realized I'd be the one stuck with a lifetime term of taking out the trash. Maybe it's not such a great idea after all.
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Being president for life is like having the ultimate job security, right? But then you realize that your daily routine involves smiling for the cameras, and suddenly, the idea of wearing sweatpants to work becomes extremely appealing.
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I considered being president for life until I realized I struggle to remember passwords for more than a week. Can you imagine the chaos if I forgot the nuclear launch code? "Oops, my bad. Can we undo that missile launch, please?
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You ever think about being the president for life? I tried it in my kitchen once. Declared myself the supreme ruler of the living room, but my cat vetoed that idea real quick. Turns out, her meow outranks my executive orders.
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Being president for life would mean giving speeches all the time. I can barely make it through a voicemail without stumbling over my words. "My fellow citizens, um, let's just all agree to laugh together, okay?
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I thought about being the president for life, but then I remembered I can't even keep my plants alive for more than a few months. Imagine trusting me with an entire country? "Oops, sorry, I forgot to water the economy again.
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Being president for life means you get a fancy title, but let's be real – half the time, I struggle just to pick a movie on Netflix. Imagine making decisions that affect an entire nation? "Uh, can we get a committee to decide on pizza toppings, please?
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I considered being president for life until I realized I can't even commit to a phone contract for more than two years. The idea of a lifetime commitment to running a country suddenly felt a bit ambitious.
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Being president for life sounds like a great gig until you realize you have to be diplomatic even during family game night. "I hereby declare that Monopoly disputes will be resolved peacefully, or you're grounded!
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