7+ Best One Liners Jokes About being president for life

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I considered being president for life, but then I remembered I can't even decide what to wear in the morning.

I considered being president for life, but then I remembered I can't even stick to a New Year's resolution.

I thought about being president for life, but then I realized I struggle to commit to a gym membership.

I considered being president for life, but then I remembered I can't even decide what to have for breakfast.

I thought about running for president for life, but then I realized I can't even commit to a phone contract.

I considered being president for life, but then I remembered I can't even keep my houseplants alive.

I considered being president for life, but then I realized I can't even commit to a Netflix series.

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