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Nervousness should be an Olympic sport. I'd have a gold medal in overthinking. I mean, I can turn a simple 'Hi, how are you?' into a mental gymnastics routine of 'Do they really want to know? Am I supposed to say more? Is this the right time to reveal my existential crisis?'
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You know you're nervous when your brain becomes an overactive GPS, guiding you through every possible worst-case scenario. 'Turn left for embarrassment avenue, then straight ahead for foot-in-mouth street.' My GPS even has a 'recalculating due to awkwardness' feature!
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The awkwardness of being nervous is like a surprise party you didn't want to attend. You walk in, and anxiety jumps out yelling, 'Surprise!' And you're there thinking, 'Wow, what a great surprise. Now can I go back to my comfort zone?'
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Being nervous is like having a personal weather forecast. You can predict a storm is coming, but you never know if it'll be a light drizzle or a full-blown thunderstorm. Sometimes it's just a few drops of sweat, other times it's a downpour of awkwardness!
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Nervousness turns me into a human lie detector, but not for others – for myself. My body's honesty meter goes off the charts! It's like my sweat glands are truth serum dispensers, and suddenly, everyone knows I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
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Being nervous is like entering a secret society where everyone understands the code of discomfort. You spot someone nervously adjusting their collar, and you nod in silent solidarity, saying, 'Ah, I see you're a member of the 'Anxiety Society.' Welcome, friend!'
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Have you ever been in a situation where you're so nervous, you start rehearsing how to spell your own name, just in case someone asks? I'm there all the time! It's like, 'Yes, it's J-O-H-N...wait, is there an H in there? Maybe it's J-O-N?' Anxiety turns me into an accidental spelling bee contestant!
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The nerves can turn a simple handshake into a sweaty palm symphony. It's the battle between maintaining professionalism and the fear of leaving a 'moist' impression. I've even considered adding 'hand towel' to my list of essential accessories!
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Ever tried to play it cool while being nervous? It's like trying to balance a stack of plates on a unicycle – wobbly, nerve-wracking, and there's a good chance something's going to crash and break. Spoiler alert: it's usually my dignity!
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