5 Jokes About Being Nervous

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Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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Job Interviews

Nervousness during job interviews can sabotage the chance of getting hired.
I'm so nervous during job interviews that I end up agreeing to skills I didn't even know I had—apparently, I'm proficient in "professional panicking.

First Dates

The anxiety of making a good impression on a first date leads to nervousness.
I get so nervous on first dates, I end up with word diarrhea—speaking non-stop, hoping one of those words will be "impressive.

Performing Arts

Anxiety while performing can affect the quality of the act.
I get so nervous on stage that my singing sounds like a cat being introduced to a vacuum cleaner—a whole lot of pitch and zero harmony.

Public Speaking

The fear of public speaking amplifies nervousness.
Trying to give a speech is like trying to land a plane during turbulence—lots of sweating, questionable decisions, and the constant fear of crashing.

Social Gatherings

Nervousness at social gatherings hinders the ability to interact smoothly.
At parties, my nervousness turns me into a walking human glitch—I start sentences, pause, and end up saying, "Well, never mind," as if I'm canceling my own thoughts.

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