7 Jokes About Being British

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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Why did the British broom go to therapy? It had too many unresolved sweep-ssues.
I told my British friend a joke about elevators. They didn't get it, so I had to lift their spirits.
Why did the British chef break up with the spice rack? It couldn't curry on a decent conversation.
Why don't British people argue in the rain? They don't want to have a drizzly confrontation.
I tried to tell a time-traveling joke to my British friend, but it went over his head. It was ahead of its time.
I asked a British friend how they stay calm in traffic. They said, 'I just keep my English composure.
Why did the British astronaut break up with the moon? It had too much space in the relationship.

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