6 Jokes About Being British

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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I accidentally made tea with my English Breakfast. Now I can't stop Earl Grey-vating.

What's a British vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

I went to a British zoo, but they only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

I tried to make a cup of tea, but the British kettle was a little tea-rratic.

What's a British superhero's favorite drink? Just-ice tea.

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