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Being British involves mastering the skill of saying "sorry" when someone else steps on your foot. It's like a reflex, along with the pain.
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Being British means expertly navigating the subtle art of talking about the weather to avoid talking about anything personal or emotional.
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In Britain, we have more words for rain than most cultures have for love. There's the drizzle, the downpour, the light shower... It's a whole weather vocabulary.
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Being British means apologizing to an inanimate object when you accidentally bump into it. "Sorry, door. Didn't mean to walk into you there.
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Only in Britain will you find people queuing up orderly for a bus that may or may not arrive on time. We've turned waiting for public transport into a sport.
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You know you're British when the most dramatic thing you've experienced all week is someone jumping the queue at the grocery store.
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As a Brit, the weather forecast is our daily soap opera. "Today on 'British Weather': Will it be cloudy with a chance of rain or will the sun peek through? Stay tuned!
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In the UK, we measure distance in time, not miles. "Oh, it's about a 20-minute walk" could mean it's just around the corner or in another county altogether.
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As a Brit, saying "I'm fine" could mean anything from "I'm great" to "My world is collapsing, but I'll soldier on with a stiff upper lip.
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