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Mom Brain Chronicles
Battling forgetfulness and sleep deprivation
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You know you're a new mom when you walk into a room and forget why you're there. It's like my brain sends me on a mission but conveniently leaves out the details.
Late-Night Feedings
Trying to stay awake while feeding the baby at 3 AM
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Late-night feedings are like a bizarre version of speed dating. It's just you and the baby, staring into each other's eyes at odd hours, wondering if this is a lifetime commitment.
Diaper Dilemmas
The constant battle with exploding diapers
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You know you're a new mom when the term "blowout" is no longer reserved for tires. It's a code red situation involving wipes, diapers, and a level of precision that NASA would envy.
Baby Fashion Show
Trying to dress the baby in cute outfits while avoiding a wrestling match
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You know you're a new mom when you have more pictures of your baby in adorable outfits than your phone's storage can handle. And most of those pictures are mid-wrestling match with a onesie.
Naptime Negotiations
Trying to get the baby to sleep without waking a sleeping dragon
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You know you're a new mom when you celebrate small victories, like successfully transferring the baby from your arms to the crib without triggering a meltdown. It's like defusing a bomb, but with more lullabies.
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