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Why did the new mom bring a calendar to the pediatrician? To schedule playdates with other babies and coffee dates with fellow sleep-deprived moms!
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Why did the new mom start a blog? To document the incredible journey of raising a child and share the universal struggle of finding lost pacifiers!
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Why did the new mom bring a camera to the nursery? Because babies grow up fast, and she wanted to capture every 'milestone moment,' even if it's just a messy diaper change!
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Why did the new mom bring a map to the mommy-and-me class? To navigate through the sea of baby strollers and make it to the coffee station without getting lost!
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Why did the new mom bring a ladder to the baby shower? Because she heard it was all about reaching new heights in parenting!
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Why did the new mom bring a pencil to the delivery room? To draw some conclusions about this whole parenting thing!
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Why did the new mom bring a GPS to the baby photo shoot? To navigate through the chaos and find the perfect pose amid the pacifiers and baby wipes!
Naptime Tactics
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Naptime is a strategic mission for new moms. It's like playing Jenga but with a sleeping baby – one wrong move, and the tower comes crashing down, and by tower, I mean peace and quiet.
The Expert Listener
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I've become an expert in deciphering baby cries. It's like having my own mini FBI job - I listen intently to the wails, trying to crack the code: Is that a 'change me' or a 'feed me' or a 'I just want a hug' cry?
Coffee, My Precious
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I used to think Gollum was obsessed with the ring, but then I became a mom. Now, I guard my coffee like it's the most precious treasure in Middle-earth. My precious caffeine!
Spit-Up Fashion
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As a new mom, I've learned to embrace the latest trend in fashion: spit-up couture. Forget about the runway, my shoulder is the new place to showcase the latest baby designer outfits.
Supermom Sleep Deprivation
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Sleep deprivation has turned me into Supermom – I can function on two hours of sleep, brew a mean cup of coffee, and manage to put on matching socks. Call me for emergencies; I'm your superhero on no sleep!
Mom or Ninja?
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You know you've hit peak mom-mode when you can stealthily extract a squeaky toy from your baby's death grip without waking them up. I'm either a mom or training for a ninja marathon!
Mom Brain, the Forgetfulness Saga
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Mom brain is a real thing. I forgot my phone in the fridge once because I was multitasking – putting groceries away while answering a toddler's 101 questions. Now, my phone thinks it's chilling out with the milk carton!
Snack Foodie
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I've discovered a new level of food appreciation – baby snacks. Forget about gourmet cuisine; baby crackers and pureed peas are the new delicacies. Bon appétit!
Master of Disguise
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I've become a pro at silent ninja moves. Sneaking out of a baby's room after putting them down is like a spy mission. You'd think I was auditioning for a part in a silent movie – Mom: The Stealth Edition.
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