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Bedtime Routine
Convincing them it's bedtime and not a conspiracy against fun
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I tried telling my kids that bedtime is a magical time where dreams come true. Now they think if they stay up late enough, they'll wake up with a pet unicorn. I should have seen that coming.
Grocery Shopping
Balancing the budget and kids' cravings
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Grocery shopping with kids is an extreme sport. You have to be quick, agile, and have a poker face that says, "I don't care if you cry, we're not getting the giant inflatable unicorn. Put it back.
School Drop-off
Trying to make it on time without forgetting something
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I've mastered the art of the quick goodbye. It's like a CIA extraction mission – drop the kids, exchange a few coded words, and disappear before they can ask for one more thing. Mission impossible: accomplished.
Homework Time
Trying to help with homework without revealing I'm clueless
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I've become a master of redirection during homework time. "Mom, how do you spell 'encyclopedia'?" I respond with, "Well, let's Google it together," hoping they forget about the original question. Works every time.
Family Road Trip
Keeping the peace in the backseat while navigating and answering the never-ending 'Are we there yet?' question
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The "Are we there yet?" question has evolved into a philosophical debate in my car. I respond with, "We're not there until you stop asking if we're there yet," which is usually met with confused silence. Victory!
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