17 Jokes For Begging

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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I asked a beggar if he had any spare change for a joke. He replied, 'You just heard one!
Why don't beggars ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone can see you coming!
I told a beggar he should invest in stocks. He replied, 'I'm more of a soup kind of investor – chicken or vegetable!
I offered a beggar my umbrella, and he said, 'No, thanks. I prefer 'change'able weather!
Why did the beggar bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard they had great rolls!
Why did the beggar become a gardener? He had a talent for planting seeds!
I saw a beggar at the bank, and I asked him why. He said he wanted to check his balance!

The Art of Begging

You know, I tried begging once. I said, Please, can I have some more? And they said, Sir, this is a Starbucks. We don't serve gruel.

Begging for Likes

You ever see those people online begging for likes? Please, give me a thumbs up; my self-worth depends on it! I tried that once. Now, I'm banned from three social media platforms. Worth it.

Begging in Relationships

Ever tried begging in a relationship? I once got down on one knee and said, Please, can we go to my favorite restaurant? She said, Stand up; you're embarrassing yourself. And by the way, we're going to my mother's.

Begging for Sleep

Ever been so tired you're practically begging for sleep? I tried counting sheep. By the time I reached 99, they formed a union and went on strike.

Begging in Supermarkets

Ever been in a supermarket and seen someone begging for a discount? Come on, manager, I'll do the robot dance right here! Trust me, if that worked, I'd be grocery shopping in a disco ball suit.

Begging at the Drive-Thru

You know you've hit rock bottom when you're begging at the drive-thru. Please, just one more sauce packet? They look at you like you've asked for the secret sauce recipe. Which, honestly, I might try next.

The Begging Diet

So, I tried this new diet called begging. Every time I felt hungry, I'd just ask the fridge, Come on, just a snack? Turns out, refrigerators are heartless; they never give in.

Begging for Wi-Fi

You ever been in that desperate situation, begging your Wi-Fi to work? I swear, I've said, Please, just load this one page, more times than I've said, I love you to my spouse.

Begging in Tech Support

Called tech support recently? It's like begging for enlightenment. Please, tech guru, guide me through these tangled cords! And they respond, Have you tried turning it off and on again? Ah, the wisdom of our times.

Begging and Cats

You know, begging and cats have a lot in common. You try to get their attention, they ignore you, and then suddenly, when you have food, they're all over you. Maybe I should start meowing more.

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