7+ Best One Liners Jokes For begging

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Why did the beggar become a detective? He had a knack for finding loose change!

Why did the beggar bring a calendar to the corner? To mark his 'dates'!

Why did the beggar start a band? He wanted to make some 'cents'!

Why did the beggar bring a pencil to the restaurant? In case he wanted to draw soup!

What do you call a beggar with a sense of humor? A stand-up comedian!

I tried to give a beggar some advice, but he said he was not 'begging' for it!

I told a beggar he could keep the money I gave him if he could make me laugh. He said, 'Challenge accepted!

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