5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For baseball bat

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Using a baseball bat for both sport and crime.

Ever tried breaking into a house with a baseball bat? It's tough. I guess I need to work on my 'batting average' in crime.

Seeing the rhythm of swinging a bat and playing musical instruments.

I tried to start a band where we only use baseball bats as instruments. Turns out, the music sounded like a 'whiff' more than a 'hit.

Balancing the brutality of the game with the elegance of swinging.

I once tried to date a baseball player, but it didn't work out. She said I lacked the 'pitch' to impress her.

Seeing the bat as a sports item while trying to ensure safety.

I never understood the term 'swing batter batter.' As a parent, I prefer 'swing homework homework.

Seeing a baseball bat as both a sports tool and a wooden craft.

I'm working on a wooden baseball bat for my son's birthday. It's a surprise, but I hope he doesn't 'strike out' when he sees it.

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