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Baron Trump joined a music band, but they only played brass instruments. He wanted to trump-et his skills!
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Why did Baron Trump become a detective? He's great at solving wall-to-wall mysteries!
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Baron Trump's favorite dance move? The Trumpet Tango – it's all about the wallflowers!
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Why did Baron Trump start a fashion line? He wanted to make ties great again!
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Why did Baron Trump open a car repair shop? He wanted to make engines great again!
Baron's Social Media Game
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Baron Trump probably has more followers on Instagram than I have friends on Facebook. I mean, I struggle to get double-digit likes on a post, and he's out there with a fan base that rivals a boy band. I should hire him as my social media manager. Baron, how do I make my cat's nap look trendy?
Baron's Bedtime Stories
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I heard Baron Trump's bedtime stories are something else. It's not Goldilocks and the Three Bears; it's Trump, the Tower, and the Twitterverse. I bet the moral of the story is something like, Always check your mentions before going to sleep, kids. You never know when someone might challenge you to a meme war.
Baron's Extracurriculars
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Baron Trump is into soccer. I can barely kick a ball without tripping over my own feet. I imagine his games are like royal matches, complete with a team of butlers fetching Gatorade and a halftime show featuring a performance by the Trumpet Brigade. My soccer games involve arguing over whose turn it is to buy the post-game pizza.
Baron's Secret Service
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So, Baron Trump has his own Secret Service detail. I can't even get my cat to follow me to the bathroom without her getting distracted by a sunbeam. I mean, what kind of secrets does a 15-year-old have anyway? Day 365: Still haven't figured out how to sneak snacks into my room without mom finding out. Operation Midnight Munchies is a go.
Baron's Teenage Woes
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You know, being a teenager is tough for everyone, but imagine being Baron Trump. Ugh, Dad, you're embarrassing me on Twitter again! That's probably a daily struggle in the Trump household. I can barely handle my mom tagging me in baby pictures from the '90s.
Baron's Tower
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Baron Trump lives in Trump Tower. I can't even afford a decent-sized Lego tower. I mean, I'm over here stacking Jenga blocks, and he's got a penthouse view of New York City. The closest thing I have to a penthouse is when my apartment is on the top floor, and the elevator is broken.
Baron's School Daze
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Did you hear about Baron Trump's school situation? Apparently, he switched schools recently. I didn't even know kids his age were allowed to have a say in these matters. I tried telling my boss I wanted to switch offices, and all I got was a glare and a stapler thrown in my general direction.
Baron's Future Plans
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I wonder what Baron Trump's career plans are. In the future, I see myself being the best Trump there ever was. Move over, Dad. Meanwhile, my future plans involve figuring out how to make it through a Monday without spilling coffee on myself. Ambition level: Expert.
The Baron Trump Chronicles
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You know, I heard that Baron Trump, the youngest Trump, has been writing his own Chronicles lately. I mean, the kid is barely a teenager, and here I am struggling to write a grocery list without misspelling something. I can just imagine his diary entries: Dear Diary, today I learned that being a Trump means having more Twitter followers than years lived. #LifeGoals.
Baron's Superpower
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I heard Baron Trump has a superpower: the ability to make the stock market fluctuate with a single tweet. Meanwhile, my superpower is finding the last cookie in the jar and eating it without anyone noticing. Move over, Avengers; Baron Trump is here to save the day, one market crash at a time!
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