5 Jokes About Baron Trump

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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Baron Trump's Personal Assistant

Balancing Baron's schedule while keeping him entertained.
Baron asked for a pet. I thought a dog or a cat, but he insisted on a tiger. Now, I'm negotiating with the zoo and trying to convince them it's for a school project called "Exotic Pets 101.

Baron Trump's Driving Instructor

Teaching a teenager to drive while considering his unique privileges.
Parallel parking is a struggle for him. I told him, "Just imagine it's a wall, and you're trying to build a casino on the other side." Now, every parking lot is a potential Trump Tower location.

Baron Trump's Speechwriter

Crafting speeches that sound mature yet appeal to a teenager.
He asked for a catchphrase. I suggested something timeless like, "Ask not what your country can do for you." Baron's response: "Nah, make it more like, 'Ask Siri what your country can do for you.'

Baron Trump's Fashion Stylist

Keeping up with Baron's ever-evolving fashion sense.
He wanted a wardrobe inspired by his dad. So, I started sewing suits out of gold leaf. Now, every time he enters a room, it's like a mobile Fort Knox. Watch out, fashion police; we've got a gold rush on the runway!

Baron Trump's Personal Chef

Trying to create a menu that's both extravagant and relatable for a Trump.
Trying to impress Baron, I made a dessert in the shape of his dad's hair. Turns out, it's impossible to make cotton candy look like a comb-over without causing a sugar high.

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