7 Jokes About Bald Eagles

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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Why did the bald eagle become a hairdresser? It wanted to 'feather' its career!

What do you call a bald eagle that's a comedian? A stand-up bird!

What's a bald eagle's favorite type of humor? 'Talon-ted' comedy!

What's a bald eagle's favorite game? Beak-onomy!

What's a bald eagle's favorite movie? 'Talon-ted Mr. Ripley'!

Why did the bald eagle feel embarrassed? It lost its 'feathers' while flying!

Why don't bald eagles use smartphones? They prefer 'bird calls'!

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