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I was watching a documentary about bald eagles, and they mate for life. Now, that's commitment. Meanwhile, I can't even commit to a Netflix series without jumping to the next one after two episodes.
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You ever notice how when a bald eagle catches a fish, it's this big, triumphant moment? Meanwhile, when I catch a bag of chips falling off the counter, it's more of a clumsy victory dance mixed with a scream of terror.
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I learned that bald eagles have incredible vision, they can spot a fish from miles away. Meanwhile, I struggle to find my keys when they're literally in my hand. Maybe I need to embrace my inner eagle and start hunting for my lost belongings from the sky.
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You know you're getting old when you start relating to bald eagles. They're bald, you're getting there, they stare intensely at things, you stare intensely at your grocery list trying to remember what you came for.
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Have you ever noticed how bald eagles always look like they just found out some juicy gossip? They're up there in the trees like, "Guess what I overheard about the squirrels in this neighborhood!
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You know, bald eagles are majestic creatures, soaring through the sky with this intense gaze. I can't help but feel like they're judging my life choices. It's like they're the official bird of disapproval.
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Bald eagles are like the rockstars of the bird world. I mean, they have the bald look, they fly high, and I wouldn't be surprised if they have a secret nest where they host wild bird parties. They're probably the ones responsible for all those feathers on the ground.
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Bald eagles have this intense stare, right? I tried staring at people the way they do, and let me tell you, it didn't go well. Apparently, it's considered rude in the human world.
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Bald eagles build these massive nests that can weigh as much as a car. I can't even build IKEA furniture without ending up with extra screws and a sense of existential dread.
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