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Ever notice how people with a bad temper treat their TV remote like it personally offended them? It's like they're auditioning for the role of the angriest channel surfer. I half expect them to start yelling at the microwave for taking too long.
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I accidentally bumped into someone with a bad temper at the coffee shop, and they acted like I'd just knocked over the last bean on Earth. I apologized and offered to buy them a new latte, but apparently, forgiveness wasn't on the menu.
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You ever notice how people with a bad temper are like human volcanoes? One moment they're calm, and the next, they're erupting over something as trivial as mismatched socks. I'm just waiting for the day they start offering anger management classes in the detergent aisle.
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People with a bad temper treat traffic like it's a personal attack on their existence. I saw one guy yelling at his steering wheel as if it had offended his entire bloodline. Dude, it's not the car's fault; it's just trying to keep you on the road!
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I tried dating someone with a bad temper once. It was like living on the set of a reality show where every episode ended in a dramatic outburst. I asked for a chill evening, and they thought I meant turning the thermostat down.
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I once asked a person with a bad temper how they stay in shape. They said, "I do anger management workouts." I guess lifting weights is too mainstream; they prefer lifting their spirits with each escalating argument.
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I was behind someone with a bad temper in the grocery store checkout line. They were fuming because the cashier had the audacity to ask, "Paper or plastic?" I thought, "Wow, I didn't realize bagging preferences could cause a meltdown. Imagine if they had to choose between Coke and Pepsi!
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I have a neighbor with such a bad temper that their car alarm goes off when a butterfly flaps its wings. I'm thinking of starting a petition to replace it with a sound more fitting, like a soothing meditation chime.
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You know someone has a bad temper when they storm out of a room and slam the door, only to realize it's a sliding door. It's like they're trying to make a grand exit but end up just awkwardly shuffling away.
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