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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. It said the punchline was too 'byte'-ter.
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Why did the computer go to school? It wanted to improve its cache of knowledge.
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Why did the computer apply for a loan? It wanted to upgrade its motherboard.
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Why did the browser apply for a job? It wanted to work on its surfing skills.
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Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root access.
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Why did the smartphone apply for a job? It wanted to be more than just a 'cell' in society.
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Why did the computer keep its drink on the windowsill? It wanted a cold boot.
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My internet connection is so slow, I started a download last night and it just finished... downloading the concept of time travel!
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My Wi-Fi is like a temperamental pet - it only behaves when it feels like it. I tried to discipline it once, and now it's giving me the silent treatment!
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My internet is playing hard to get. It's like, 'Oh, you want to load that page? How about I show you a spinning wheel of despair instead?'
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I called my internet provider to complain about the slow speeds. Their solution? They offered me a carrier pigeon as an alternative - said it'd be faster!
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My internet is so unreliable, I've started placing bets on whether a page will load before I retire for the night. Spoiler alert: the page usually wins!
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My internet is like a magician - it makes things disappear! Want to stream a movie? Abracadabra, it's vanished into the void of endless buffering!
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My internet connection is like a rebellious teenager - it goes offline just to prove a point, leaving me with nothing but frustration and unanswered emails!
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I tried to join a video conference with my friends, but my internet had other plans. Instead of seeing them, I got an enlightening view of 'Loading... Forever: The Director's Cut'!
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My internet speed is so sluggish, I've actually witnessed a snail outrun my download progress bar. I'm rooting for the snail now!
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