5 Jokes For Bad Internet

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Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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My internet is so bad, even the error messages are sending error messages.
My internet is so slow, it's the only thing slower than my grandma's knitting. She's making a 'byte'-sized sweater.
I tried to make a website about procrastination, but I never got around to finishing it.
My internet is so slow, it's like watching paint dry. Except the paint occasionally stops to buffer.
I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.

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