5 Jokes For Bad Internet

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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The Tech Support Guy

Dealing with people who think turning it off and on again is an insult.
My job is like a horror movie. I hear the same scream every day—people realizing they forgot to save their work.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the bad internet is a government plot to make us appreciate dial-up.
You know it's a government conspiracy when you try to watch a YouTube video, and it buffers long enough for you to question if the moon landing was real.

The Social Media Addict

Surviving the struggle between a bad internet connection and the need for instant validation.
My internet is like my relationship status—forever loading.

The Gamer

Battling lag in a world where every millisecond counts.
Lag is my arch-nemesis. It's the only thing slower than my progress in the game. At this rate, I'll unlock the final level just in time for my retirement party.

The Online Shopaholic

Trying to convince yourself that the extra items in your cart are essential while the page is loading.
I tried to buy a new router online to fix my slow internet, but the checkout page took so long that I ended up buying a pet rock and a lifetime supply of bubble wrap.

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