4 Jokes For Bad Chinese

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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I recently saw a restaurant with a sign that said, "Bad Chinese." I mean, talk about honesty in advertising. That's like a car dealership proudly proclaiming, "Mediocre Vehicles." But you know what, I appreciate the candor. At least they're upfront about it. I respect that.
I went in, and let
You ever notice how ordering Chinese takeout can turn into a linguistic adventure? I mean, I just wanted some sweet and sour chicken, not a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Last time, I swear I asked for extra sauce, and I ended up with a side of confusion. The delivery
So, I decided to be a bit adventurous and eat my Chinese takeout with chopsticks. Big mistake. It was like trying to conduct surgery with two toothpicks. I must've looked like a confused walrus trying to pick up a noodle.
And don't get me started on the expert chopstick users.
You ever notice that no matter how carefully you open those little soy sauce packets, it always ends up looking like a crime scene? You try to be gentle, but next thing you know, soy sauce is everywhere. It's like a tiny, salty explosion. I feel like a culinary CSI

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