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The Language Student
Learning Mandarin and discovering tricky homophones
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I thought I was saying "spicy noodles," but according to the waiter, I asked for "spicy poodles." Not sure if I should be offended or impressed by their creativity.
The Unfortunate Tourist
Being misunderstood while trying to order food
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I asked for an egg roll, and the waiter looked at me like I had just asked for the meaning of life. Finally, he brought me a spring roll. I guess my pronunciation needs some work.
The Ambitious Chef
Attempting to recreate a Chinese dish at home
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I attempted homemade dumplings. Let's just say my kitchen looked like a crime scene, and the dumplings were the victims. I think I'll stick to the takeout menu from now on.
The Fortune Cookie Pessimist
Unimpressed with fortune cookie predictions
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I opened a fortune cookie, and it said, "You are wise beyond your years." I guess it can't predict the present because I'm sitting here debating whether to order more Chinese food or not. Wisdom at its finest.
The Late-Night Craver
Late-night cravings for Chinese food, but everything's closed
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Late at night, all I wanted was some spare ribs. I called the restaurant, and they said they were out. I felt a deep, existential emptiness. My fridge had nothing to offer but a lonely pickle.
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