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Why did the background get promoted? It had a seamless transition to success!
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Why did the background apply for a job? It wanted to be in the forefront of the workforce!
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What did the foreground say to the background? 'You're just not my type.
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Why was the background always invited to parties? It knew how to set the mood!
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I asked the background to cover for me, but it was too shy. It couldn't stand out!
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I tried to follow a self-help book that said, 'Find your inner child.' Turns out, my inner child just wants to eat cookies, watch cartoons, and avoid responsibilities. So basically, I've been an adult toddler my entire life.
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I attempted to impress my crush by speaking a foreign language. Unfortunately, the only language I speak fluently is sarcasm, and apparently, that's not a turn-on. Who knew, right?!
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I went to a party last week, and someone said, 'Let's break the ice!' So, I pulled out a hammer. Turns out, they meant the metaphorical ice. I always take things too literally. I blame IKEA instructions for my lack of subtlety.
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I decided to take up meditation to achieve inner peace. But my inner peace was on vacation, and all I got was an overpriced yoga mat and a sudden desire to snack during downward dog. Zen is just a three-letter word for 'where's the snack bar?'
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I recently tried online shopping for a new personality. Turns out, they don't have an 'Express Delivery' option for confidence. I guess I'll just keep refreshing my self-esteem cart until it arrives with free shipping.
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I joined a cooking class to spice up my life. But all I learned is that the recipe for happiness doesn't involve burning water and setting off the smoke detector. Who knew adulting had a 'no-fire' policy?
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I tried to be more spontaneous by booking a last-minute trip. The only thing I packed was regret. Note to self: spontaneous decisions and the TSA don't mix. Apparently, they frown upon carry-on existential crises.
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I bought a plant to show that I could handle responsibility. It's been a month, and my plant has officially joined the 'Witness Protection Program for Neglected Succulents.' Maybe I'll get a pet rock next time – less maintenance.
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Dating is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but with more awkward pauses and fewer happy endings. My romantic background? It's more like a Choose Your Own Misadventure, with each chapter titled 'Why Did I Swipe Right?'
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