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I love how everyone becomes a detective when they're in the background of someone else's photo. It's like, "Hold on, zoom in on the reflection in that mirror. Is that a celebrity photobombing us or just someone with really great hair?
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Background apps on your phone are like those random acquaintances you can't unfriend from your life. You don't know exactly what they do, but you're too afraid to delete them because your entire existence might crash and burn.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new vacuum cleaner. The suction power, the sleek design – it's like having a superhero in the background, ready to save the day against dust and debris. Move over, Avengers!
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Why is it that when you're on hold, the background music is always from the elevator playlist of the 90s? I don't need a symphony; I need someone to answer my call before I start composing my own angry tunes.
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Why do people always whisper when they're talking about someone in the background? It's like they think if they speak louder, the person will magically appear and say, "I heard that!
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Background noise is like that annoying friend who just won't leave you alone. I swear, my refrigerator thinks it's auditioning for a rock band. Every night, it's like, "Dude, can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep in here!
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You ever notice how the background characters in movies must have the most interesting lives? I mean, they're just walking down the street, and suddenly, there's a car chase, aliens attacking, and they're like, "Can't I just buy some groceries in peace?
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I recently redecorated my living room, and my friends were like, "Nice background!" I'm thinking, "It's called 'interior design,' Karen, not 'look at my furniture on Instagram.'
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You ever notice how background music can make or break a moment? I was at a funeral the other day, and they had this uplifting tune playing. I couldn't help but feel like the deceased was about to pop up and say, "Surprise! Just kidding, folks!
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