10 Jokes For Bachelor Degree

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Updated on: Jun 21 2025

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Bachelor's Degree Drama

You know, they call it a bachelor's degree like it's some kind of grand achievement. I got mine, and now I'm qualified to be an expert at avoiding phone calls from student loan collectors.

Bachelor’s Survival Guide

I recently earned my bachelor's degree. Now I'm equipped to survive on ramen noodles and instant coffee for the rest of my life. Thanks, education!

Bachelor's Degree in Common Sense

They say a bachelor's degree gives you a well-rounded education. Well, I must have missed the class on common sense because I still can't figure out why I paid so much for textbooks.

Bachelor's Degree vs. Google

Got my bachelor's degree, but it turns out Google is still my go-to for important life questions. Sorry, university, but you didn't teach me how to fix a leaky faucet or unclog a toilet.

Bachelor's Degree Confessions

I confessed to my bachelor's degree that I'm still not sure what I want to be when I grow up. It just sat there on the wall judging me, like, I thought we figured this out!

Bachelor's in Life's Irony

I finally got my bachelor's degree, and now I'm qualified to ask, Do you want fries with that? in over five languages. Irony at its finest.

Bachelor's in Procrastination

I got a bachelor's degree in procrastination. I didn't plan on it; it just kind of happened over four years. I guess you could say I mastered the art of last-minute cramming.

The Bachelor's Menu

After getting my bachelor's degree, I realized I now have two things in common with a microwave: we both beep when we're done, and neither of us knows how to cook.

Bachelor's Degree: The Game of Life

You ever play the Game of Life? Well, getting a bachelor's degree is like starting the game with a student loan card and hoping you land on the get a high-paying job square. Spoiler alert: it's a rare square.

The Bachelor's Paradox

Getting a bachelor's degree is like entering a paradox. You spend four years learning how to adult, only to graduate and realize you still can't figure out how to do your taxes.

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