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The Overachiever
Juggling high expectations with the reality of a bachelor degree.
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I have a bachelor's degree in English, and I'm currently employed... as a professional Googler. My parents are thrilled that their investment in my education is paying off. I'm just thrilled that I can spell "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
The Procrastinator
Trying to navigate the real world after procrastinating through a bachelor degree.
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People say your degree reflects your personality. I have a bachelor's in sociology, which basically means I know why you haven't cleaned your room yet, but I'm not going to do it for you. It's a sociological experiment, you see.
The Nonchalant Achiever
Downplaying the significance of a bachelor degree in the grand scheme of life.
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My bachelor's degree is like a participation trophy for adulthood. It looks good on the shelf, but deep down, I know it doesn't mean much. I'm just here for the snacks and the occasional existential crisis.
The Forever Student
The perpetual pursuit of education and avoiding the real world after obtaining a bachelor degree.
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Graduating with a bachelor's degree is like reaching the end of a great book, and now I'm stuck in this sequel called "Life." Spoiler alert: It's not as well-written, and the plot is confusing.
The Broke Scholar
Balancing the prestige of a bachelor degree with the emptiness of the wallet.
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Graduating with a bachelor's degree is like winning a game of Monopoly. You're excited at first, but then you realize you're just playing with colorful money, and Baltic Avenue is the only property you can afford.
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