7 Jokes For Ascend

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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What did the mountain say to its friend who wanted to be taller? 'You just need to ascend your expectations!
Why did the monk bring a ladder to meditation? He wanted to achieve a higher state of Zen and ascend his spiritual journey!
My friend tried to teach his cat to levitate. It didn't work. I guess cats prefer the purr-suit of low altitude!
Why did the meditation guru refuse to take the elevator? He wanted to ascend one step at a time!
Why did the balloon break up with the helium balloon? It needed space to ascend in its own way!
I told my friend I can predict the future. He asked how. I said, 'It's all about the Zen and the art of ascending!'
My friend thinks he's spiritually enlightened because he can levitate. I told him he needs to work on his spiritual ascent, not just his physical one!

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