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The Fearful Window Cleaner on Skyscrapers
The window cleaner who's scared of heights but works on ascending skyscrapers
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I asked a window cleaner why he chose such a risky job. He said, "I wanted a job with a view, but now I'm just trying to survive the ascent without looking down." That's not what I meant by a room with a view!
The Disgruntled Staircase
The staircase that's jealous of elevators for always going up without any effort
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Staircases have this ongoing feud with elevators. The stairs are like, "Why do they get to ascend smoothly while I make people huff and puff? Life's not fair!
The Philosophical Hot Air Balloonist
A hot air balloonist pondering the meaning of ascension while floating in the sky
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I asked a hot air balloonist about his thoughts on life, and he said, "Life is like a hot air balloon ride – full of ups and downs, but the view from the top makes it all worthwhile. Also, it's a great way to avoid traffic.
The Overly Ambitious Elevator
The elevator that wants to ascend faster than life itself
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I asked an elevator how it's doing, and it replied, "Trying to rise above it all." I mean, buddy, we're just going to the third floor, not seeking enlightenment.
The Annoyed Airplane Passenger
A passenger irritated by the constant announcements about ascending and descending during a flight
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The flight attendants are the worst. They're like, "We will now begin our descent. Please return your seats to the upright position." I'm over here thinking, "Can we ascend back up? I wasn't finished with my nap!
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