7 Jokes For Arms And No Legs

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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What’s the armless, legless man’s favorite song? 'I'm Still Standing' by Elton John!
What did the armless, legless man say when he was offered a role in a movie? 'I’m ready for my close-up!
Why was the armless, legless man always calm? Because he couldn’t lift a finger to stress out!
Why did the armless, legless man go to the art museum? He wanted to see the 'handiwork'!
Why did the armless, legless man go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit disconnected!
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt!
Why did the armless, legless man refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of getting caught dealing!

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