5 Jokes For Arms And No Legs

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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The Chef's Quandary

Cooking with arms but no legs
He's obsessed with making soup. I asked him why. He said, "Well, it's the only thing I can cook without it running away from me. Can't chase a chicken with no legs, can I?

The Gamer's Challenge

Gaming with arms but no legs
He's really into racing games. I asked him if he ever misses the feeling of the wind in his hair. He said, "Nah, I just turn the fan on high and pretend I'm driving with the windows down.

The Stand-Up Dilemma

Doing stand-up with arms but no legs
The other day, he said he wanted to kill with his set. I said, "Well, not literally. We don't need a murder investigation on top of a comedy show. We're trying to get laughs, not handcuffs.

The Handyman's Dilemma

Living with arms but no legs
He tried to join a gym. The instructor looked at him and said, "We do arm day, leg day, but we haven't figured out how to do just-the-torso day. Maybe try yoga?

The Gardener's Predicament

Gardening with arms but no legs
He wanted to join a gardening club. I told him, "Just tell them you're a 'groundbreaking' gardener. It's all about finding the right soil for your sense of humor.

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