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You ever notice how octopuses are like the bodybuilders of the sea? Eight arms, no legs – they're basically the aquatic version of skipping leg day at the gym.
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I was at the store, and there was this toy octopus with suction cups on its arms. I thought, "If I had a bunch of those, I'd stick them to my arms and call myself the human octopus – arms for days, no legs, and a fantastic suction cup party trick.
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I knew a guy with eight arms and no legs who decided to become a chef. His signature dish? The octo-dextrous delight – a meal prepared with flair and a lot of multitasking.
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I tried playing Twister the other day with a friend who has no legs and, you guessed it, eight arms. Let's just say it turned into a game of human pretzel with limbs going in all sorts of unexpected directions.
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I met a guy the other day with no legs and four prosthetic arms. I asked him if he ever considered being a human windmill. Imagine the power he could generate in a strong breeze!
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I overheard a conversation about a new superhero – Captain Arms, Defender of Doorways. His arch-nemesis? Stairs. I guess even superheroes can't escape the struggle of having arms but no legs.
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I saw a sign for a yoga class the other day that claimed to be for people with "limb imbalance." I thought, "Well, sign me up – I've got two legs and only two arms. It's a limb imbalance waiting to be corrected!
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I saw a guy at the beach with a surfboard attached to his eight arms – the ultimate surfer without legs. He was riding the waves like he had a personal octo-advantage. I guess he's mastered the art of "sea-legs" in a whole new way!
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My friend with no legs recently took up gardening. He said, "It's the perfect hobby – all the digging and planting can be done with my arms, and I never have to worry about stepping on a rake.
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