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Why did the roast beef go to school? It wanted to be a little 'arby'trator!
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I asked the chef for a pun-filled sandwich, and he said, 'You want an 'arby' joke or not?
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Why did the sandwich break up with its condiment partner? It wanted to 'arby' single!
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I ordered a sandwich from a place that only serves deer meat. It was an 'arby' you can't refuse!
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I told my friend a joke about roast beef, and he said it was a bit 'rareby' funny.
Arby's has a drive-thru, but let's be honest – if you're going to Arby's, you're not in that much of a hurry.
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Arby's has a drive-thru. Why? If you're in such a rush, you probably shouldn't be stopping at a place that slow-roasts everything. It's like trying to speed-date at a sloth sanctuary – it's not gonna work out well.
I told the cashier at Arby's, 'Give me the usual.' She looked at me and said, 'We don't have a usual, sir. This is Arby's.'
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I tried to be cool at Arby's, you know? Walked up to the cashier and said, Give me the usual. She looked at me like I was an alien. Arby's doesn't have a 'usual.' It's like going to a unicorn and asking for its typical meal. They've got the meats, but apparently not the routine.
Arby's curly fries are like relationships – twisted, sometimes spicy, and you always want more, even if they're not good for you.
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Arby's curly fries, folks. It's like they took regular fries and sent them to a circus school. Twisted, unpredictable, and always leaving you wondering, How did they get like this? They're the bad boys of the fast-food side dish world. You know they're not good for you, but you can't resist.
I asked for a roast beef sandwich at Arby's, and they handed me a novel. Apparently, each sandwich comes with a detailed backstory.
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Arby's takes their roast beef seriously. I asked for a sandwich, and they handed me what looked like a novella. Each sandwich comes with a detailed backstory, like it's auditioning for a role in a food drama. I just wanted lunch, not a culinary soap opera.
Arby's – where the roast beef is so tender; it's like a love story between me and a sandwich.
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Arby's roast beef is so tender; it's like they marinated it in romance. It's a love story between me and a sandwich. You ever take a bite and feel like you're in a romantic comedy? Forget love letters; I have love bites.
I went to Arby's, and I asked for a small drink. They handed me a bucket. I didn't know whether to drink it or go panning for gold.
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Arby's sizes are a mystery. I asked for a small drink, and they handed me this massive cup that could double as a flower vase. I was expecting a sip, and I got a swimming pool. I didn't know if I was at a fast-food joint or a beverage marathon. If you're ever thirsty enough to finish their small drink, you've basically achieved legendary status.
I told my friend I was going to Arby's, and they said, 'Why? You know they have the meats, right?' Yeah, that's the problem – I can't resist the siren call of the meats.
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I told my friend I was going to Arby's, and they gave me that look. You know they have the meats, right? Yeah, that's the problem. It's like a carnivorous magnet pulling me in. I'm helpless against the meats – they've got me in their flavorful clutches.
Arby's – where napkins are just as essential as the meats. You need a battle plan to tackle those sandwiches.
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Arby's knows how messy their sandwiches are. It's not a meal; it's a battlefield. You need a strategy, a game plan, and a stack of napkins that could rival the Great Wall. Eating at Arby's is like going to war with your taste buds, and napkins are your weapons.
Arby's sauce – because ketchup and mustard were just too mainstream for your roast beef rebellion.
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Arby's sauce, folks. It's like they looked at ketchup and mustard and said, Nah, we need something with more attitude. It's the rebel of condiments, the bad boy that your sandwich secretly wants to run away with.
Arby's, the only place where 'We Have the Meats' is both a promise and a threat.
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You ever been to Arby's? They're like, We have the meats. Well, you better believe they do. It's like a meat carnival in there. You walk in, and suddenly you're surrounded by more meats than a medieval feast. I feel like I need a sword just to conquer my roast beef sandwich. We have the meats is their slogan, but I feel like it's also a warning. Like, if you can't handle the meats, you better step out of the kitchen.
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