5 Jokes For Arby

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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Arby's from an Alien's Perspective

When an extraterrestrial visits Arby's
I overheard the alien saying, "I thought the 'we have the meats' slogan meant you had something exotic. Turns out, you guys are just bragging about a good roast beef recipe.

Arby's Employee during a Power Outage

When the power goes out at Arby's
A customer complained that the roast beef wasn't as warm as usual. I told him, "Sir, we're not just dealing with cold cuts; we're dealing with cold facts. The power's out, and so is our ability to microwave.

Arby's in a Parallel Universe

When Arby's serves an alternative reality menu
They had a sign that said, "Try our time-traveling milkshakes – you'll be back for seconds yesterday." I tried it, and now I'm avoiding eye contact with my past self. It's awkward.

Arby's Anonymous Support Group

When people gather to overcome their addiction to Arby's
Our support group meets at a park, far away from any Arby's. We call it the "Roast Beef Rehab Retreat." It's like a picnic, but instead of ants, we're surrounded by the haunting memories of Arby's wrappers.

The Reluctant Vegetarian at Arby's

When a vegetarian gets dragged to Arby's
I asked the cashier if they had anything vegetarian. She pointed at the exit and said, "That way, and take your friend with you. This is Arby's, not a salad bar. We have the meats, not the beets.

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