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Arby's is like the mysterious cousin of fast food. You don't hear much about it, and when you do, it's like, "Oh yeah, I forgot that existed." It's the ninja of the fast-food world – silent but deadly with those curly fries.
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Arby's has a way of making you question your life choices. You're sitting there, eating a roast beef sandwich, and suddenly you wonder, "How did I end up here?" It's like a midlife crisis in fast-food form.
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Arby's is proof that if you add enough curly fries to anything, it becomes a meal. I wouldn't be surprised if they started offering curly fry ice cream sundaes. "Would you like sprinkles on that? Nah, just more curly fries, please.
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Ever notice how the Arby's logo looks like a hat that someone left behind at a really weird party? It's like, "Hey, did anyone forget their giant, misshapen hat with a pointy end? No? Well, let's turn it into a restaurant logo.
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The Arby's drive-thru feels like a secret society initiation. You pull up, and they're like, "Do you know the password?" And you nervously whisper, "Beef and cheddar?" Congratulations, you may now enter the curly fry sanctum.
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Arby's curly fries are the real unsung heroes of fast food. I mean, they're like regular fries, but with a PhD in deliciousness. They're so good that when you eat them, you momentarily forget that you're in an Arby's.
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You ever notice how Arby's commercials make you believe that their roast beef sandwiches are like a gourmet dining experience? I mean, they show it being sliced in slow motion, the sauce drizzling like it's the latest food trend. I went to Arby's expecting a red carpet to be rolled out with each sandwich order.
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You know you're in for a wild night when your friend suggests going to Arby's. It's like they're daring you to step outside your comfort zone. "Hey, let's live dangerously tonight – let's eat at a place where the mascot is a cowboy hat... and maybe a sandwich, too.
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Arby's is the only place where you can order a roast beef sandwich and feel like you just made a sophisticated culinary choice. It's the fast-food equivalent of sipping wine and discussing the stock market – or at least that's how they want you to feel.
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