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You know, I was at the store the other day, and I noticed they had this new product on the shelves: "anti-depression." Yeah, you heard me right! "Anti-depression." Now, at first, I thought, "Wow, they finally bottled happiness! Sign me up!" But then I took a closer look, and it turns out it was just a multivitamin. I mean, come on, really? They're trying to pass off a vitamin as the cure for all our blues? I guess they missed the memo that says you can't solve all of life's problems with a gummy bear that's high in Vitamin C!
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So, I finally caved and decided to try this "anti-depression" supplement. The label said, "Side effects may include nausea, headaches, and dry mouth." And I'm thinking, "Hold up! Those aren't side effects; that's just Monday morning!" If this is supposed to make me happier, why am I feeling like I just signed up for a roller coaster of discomfort? I'll take my chances with good old-fashioned laughter, thanks.
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I decided to do some research on this whole "anti-depression" thing. I went down a rabbit hole on the internet, reading reviews about this miracle product. One review said, "It changed my life! I take it every day, and now I can't stop smiling!" And I thought, either this person accidentally bought a bottle of Tic Tacs or they're the world's happiest placebo responder! I mean, let's be real—life's challenges can't be fixed with a supplement. If it were that easy, I'd have bought stock in that company!
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You know, instead of relying on these so-called "anti-depression" products, I found my own remedy. I call it "binge-watching comedy specials." That's right! Laughter is the real anti-depressant. You can't tell me that watching a bunch of comedians doing their thing isn't better than popping a pill that tastes like orange-flavored regret! Plus, it's cheaper and way more entertaining! So, forget the supplement aisle—join me on the couch for some comedy therapy!
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