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Joke Types
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Sounds like my last therapy session!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Moral of the story: Even vegetables have dressing-room blues.
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Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It was two-tired of living a cycle of depression.
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Anti-Depression
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried anti-depression? It's like laughter in a pill, but with fewer side effects—unless you count people wondering why you're giggling during a serious meeting.
Mental Health Mixtape
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I made a mixtape of my favorite anti-depression moments. Track one: The Day I Realized I Can Still Laugh at Bad Puns. It's a banger, let me tell you. Who knew mental health could have a soundtrack?
Depression Olympics
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I was at a party recently, and people were talking about their achievements like it was the Depression Olympics. One guy goes, I've been on three different medications! I raised my hand and said, I just upgraded to anti-depression; it's the VIP section of the mental health club!
Anti-Depression Confusion
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I tried to impress my date by casually mentioning I'm on anti-depression. She looked at me like I just revealed I was a wizard. Wait, you have potions for that? I said, Yeah, it's like magic, but with more paperwork and fewer flying broomsticks.
Therapist vs. Pill
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I asked my therapist about the difference between therapy and anti-depression pills. She said, Well, therapy helps you understand your feelings, and pills make you too happy to care. I thought, Sign me up for the happiness overdose, doc!
Discount Happiness
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I found a discount store that sells generic anti-depression. The label says, May contain traces of joy and moments of contentment. I thought, Perfect, I've always wanted happiness on a budget!
The Laughing Pill
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My friend told me he takes anti-depression before going to comedy shows for an enhanced experience. I said, Dude, that's cheating! It's like taking a laughter shortcut. I'm up here working hard for your chuckles!
Warning Label Wisdom
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Have you read the warning label on anti-depression medication? It says, May cause drowsiness or lead to sudden bursts of stand-up comedy. Great, just what I need—a nap or an impromptu performance at the office.
Mood Swing Salsa
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Taking anti-depression feels like participating in a mood swing salsa competition. One moment, you're doing the cha-cha with joy, and the next, you're doing the tango with existential dread. It's like my emotions took a crash course in Latin dance.
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