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Why did Anthony bring a pencil to his date? In case they drew a connection!
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Why did Anthony bring a map to the restaurant? In case they had a special on world cuisine.
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Why did Anthony become a gardener? He wanted to improve his plants' social life.
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Why did Anthony become a musician? He wanted to be instrumental in making people happy.
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Why did Anthony bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Anthony's Culinary Skills
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Went to Anthony's for dinner. He proudly announced, I made spaghetti! Turns out, he just threw spaghetti in a bowl and poured ketchup over it. Congrats, Anthony, you've reinvented prison food!
Anthony's Tech Troubles
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Anthony called me in panic. He said his computer screen went black. I asked, Did you try turning it off and on? He said, I tried turning the lights off, but nothing happened! Oh, Anthony, tech wizardry at its finest.
Anthony's Dilemma
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You ever meet someone named Anthony? Every time I ask him a question, he replies, Well, it depends! Anthony, buddy, you're not a philosopher; you're just indecisive!
Anthony's Travel Plans
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Anthony said he's going on an exotic vacation. I asked where. He said, To the living room! Well, Anthony, with those ambitious plans, you might just need a passport to get past the cat.
Anthony's Superpower
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Met this guy Anthony who claims he can make any situation awkward in under five seconds. I introduced him to my girlfriend, and before I knew it, he'd already made it weird. Thanks, Anthony, for keeping life interesting.
Anthony's Musical Taste
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Anthony said he's into rock music. I asked him his favorite band, and he said, The Rolling Stones! I said, Name three songs. He said, Rock, Stone, and Pebble! Classic Anthony, always on the rocky road!
Anthony's Fashion Sense
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Saw Anthony wearing socks with sandals. I said, Going for the 'I've given up' look? He said, No, it's my 'I don't care' style. Well, Anthony, mission accomplished!
Anthony's Fitness Regime
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Anthony told me he's on a new workout routine. He lifts a bag of chips from the counter to his mouth. I said, How many reps is that? He said, Until the bag's empty! That's what I call dedication to snacks.
Anthony's Dating Game
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Anthony's idea of a romantic evening? Netflix and then... actually just Netflix. He said, Why complicate things? Well, Anthony, you've mastered the art of being single.
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