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Have you ever borrowed something from Anthony? It's like signing a contract with a hundred clauses. "Yeah, sure, I'll borrow your lawnmower. Just a heads up, it's got a slight pull to the left, the grass catcher is finicky, and you might want to give it a motivational pep talk before starting.
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Anthony is a firm believer in the five-second rule. I once saw him drop a cookie on the floor, contemplate life for a solid four seconds, and then swoop in for the rescue. I swear, the man can measure time with his stomach.
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Anthony is the master of turning a two-minute story into a full-blown saga. You ask him how his day was, and next thing you know, you're getting a detailed account of his morning coffee choice, the weather, and a play-by-play of his conversation with the cashier. Anthony, we just wanted the highlights, not the director's cut!
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You ever notice how Anthony takes longer to choose a Netflix show than it takes to actually watch the episode? I mean, buddy, it's not a life-altering decision, it's just entertainment. I'm starting to think he's researching plot twists and character development before committing to a series.
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Anthony believes in the power of positive thinking. He once told me, "If you imagine the elevator is faster, it actually feels faster." Now, every time I step into an elevator, I'm trying to mentally boost its self-esteem. "You got this, little buddy, just a few more floors!
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I recently found out Anthony alphabetizes his spice rack. I didn't even know that was a thing people did. I'm over here mixing paprika with cinnamon, and Anthony's spices are living their best organized life. I feel like I need a degree in culinary library science just to cook at his place.
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I've noticed that Anthony is always prepared for any situation. Need a pen? He's got three. Forgot your phone charger? Anthony's backpack is practically a Best Buy on the go. I'm just waiting for the day he pulls out a spare tire and a toolkit during a casual coffee catch-up.
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You know you're hanging out with Anthony when even a simple game of Monopoly turns into a strategic war. The man treats it like a business merger, negotiating properties, making alliances, and giving PowerPoint presentations on why you should trade Boardwalk for Baltic Avenue.
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Anthony is convinced he's a culinary genius because he knows how to make instant noodles. I asked him for the recipe once, and he said, "Step one: boil water. Step two: add noodles." Thanks, Anthony, I'll make sure to take notes for my next Michelin-star meal.
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