7 Jokes For Answering Machine

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Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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Why did the answering machine go to therapy? It had trouble letting go of old messages!
What's an answering machine's favorite song? 'Don't Stop Beeping' by Fleetwood Mac!
Why did the answering machine go to the gym? It wanted to work on its 'tone'!
What's an answering machine's favorite game? Call of Duty: Beeping Warfare!
What did the answering machine say to the nosy caller? 'Sorry, this message is private. Please refrain from eavesdropping.
What did the answering machine say to the outgoing message? 'You're my voice's best friend!
Why did the answering machine break up with its phone? It just couldn't handle the commitment!

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