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The Paranoid Parent
Concerned about who might leave messages for their kids
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My answering machine is my parenting sidekick. If it's a potential troublemaker, it beeps and goes, "Danger, danger, incoming friend request.
The Forgetful Friend
Always forgetting to check the answering machine
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I set my answering machine to play the sound of a ringing phone continuously. That way, it feels like I have a lot of friends calling, even if they're just imaginary.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believes the answering machine is spying on them
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I'm pretty sure my answering machine has a secret life. Sometimes I hear it whispering, "They're on to us" when I walk by.
The Tech Savvy Teen
Thinks answering machines are ancient technology
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I set my answering machine to speak in emojis. Now, instead of beeping, it just sends a series of confused faces when someone leaves a message. 🤷♂️
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