6 Jokes For Answering Machine

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Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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My answering machine doesn't judge. It's the most non-discriminatory listener I know—it ignores everyone equally!
My answering machine has a fantastic memory. It never forgets to forget your message!
My answering machine and I have something in common—we both love long messages and short beeps.
My answering machine has a side gig as a DJ—it's great at spinning those old messages!
My answering machine has a talent for mimicry. It can perfectly imitate the sound of neglecting to check messages!
I called my answering machine and it told me, 'You've reached the limit of my emotional capacity. Please hang up and give me some space.

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